Disclaimer (if you’ve read this before, please skip to the article.): Those of you that have been reading my articles may have noticed a sudden turn to some extreme opinions and some extreme language over the last two to four articles or so. I probably should have written this disclaimer previously, but I have no staff or even editor to suggest certain steps, that in retrospect, now seem prudent. While being an independent journalist allows me many freedoms, sometimes I overlook or just plain forget things. As a journalist writing fact based opinion pieces, I have decided to experiment with introducing satire into my writing, and will probably continue to mostly experiment with this method for a few months very regularly, and then it will become a part of my regular three times a week submissions, though not everyone.
I have been a big fan of mediums that have utilized this form of writing and expression in journalism. I have admired the way it is used in The Daily Show and The Colbert Report, and how both shows use it to discuss things we normally would not discuss in public or that the mainstream media is afraid to discuss due to a fear of offending their audiences, losing sponsors, offending or rattling management, losing potential big interviews because people with egos much larger than theirs are afraid or offended or being boycotted by the only two political parties we are currently allowed to have in this country.
I have always admired the Onion for the way it does satire, and have even been fooled once, before I knew what the Onion was.
I also admire new alternative media sources, like Vice, that do real reporting, but often on stories and topics we would not normally read about or hear about. They are of course, nonetheless very interesting and a breath of fresh air into what is often a stale mainstream media. It’s like the old 60 Minutes before they got scared and started hiring pro-war defense industry insiders, like Lara Logan, and complacent borderline tabloid journalists, like Anderson Cooper, (just waiting for the addition of one of the TMZ peeps to their roster). (60 minutes does still have its “there they are” moments, though infrequently, and I applaud them for it.)
Just like 60 Minutes used to, Vice and outlets like it, report fearlessly, and bring us new stories on things we never thought about, and sometimes didn’t want to think about or had our minds made up about already. Vice, and venues like it, come from a young, fresh and fearless point of view. As a person that writes and researches, I find that extremely important, especially amidst today’s watered down pasteurized milk media that rotates the same five stories until we are forced to change the channel. Vice, and news sources like it, also utilize satire and comedy.
I have also reported on things we don’t like to talk about, like military prostitution, defense contractors molesting children and pimping sex slaves overseas to members of our own military and even our military’s lavish spending on golf courses, and I will continue to do so, and more.
As with all good satire as used in journalism, there will be facts, and I will still use links to my sources as always, put documentation I find import and for the education of the public online for free (like that gained from my FOI requests) and the subject matter will be serious. There will always be a kernel of truth in every article in terms of the views and opinions. But the language, and sometimes imagery, that seems racist, sexist, homophobic and extreme or anything else is just my experimenting with a device I have not yet mastered, and I have no sponsors, nor anyone to answer to. I would hope, especially when taking into consideration all my previous work, the satirical mechanisms should be obvious. At the same time, I have a degree in Landscape Architecture, and was not trained in writing, so I may be a little off and clumsy, till I work it out of course.
I hope my regular readers will stick with me, as it seems they have. I am still writing about things I have an interest in or care about and that will be on display first and foremost, but so will my sense of humor, sense of extreme humor and ridiculousness and initial two left feet. If there are some people not ready for this style of writing, I apologize, but that will not hinder my efforts. It will get ridiculous, extreme sounding, offensive sounding and intimately real. If you aren’t ready for it, not all my opinion based journalism will be for you. But all my stories will all contain facts, and links to my sources, as always – almost all.
For those that will and have stuck around, obviously you got it, and thanks. These are extreme positions and opinions I do not hold, but that allow me to explore writing in new ways. The wording and language is convoluted, pumped up, nutty and purposefully insane. Hell, you’ll even find made up words. It may not be effective as humor or satire, but it’s my attempt, no more. It’s just comedy, like Sarah Silverman or Dave Chapelle, just nowhere near as successful admittedly. You obviously can tell the difference and find my reporting and perspective important or informative, if not just entertaining, whether you agree with my opinions or not, or whether I have successfully honed my wit or not. As I will never run for public office, I really have nothing to lose in selecting the topics I will choose to research and cover, nor the satirical methods I will use to cover some of them. I really feel that it is important to always push the envelope. I hope you can see this very much. Time does not wait for humans; neither will my writing, my friends. :D
Now for the dirty …
Vladimir Putin is a gentleman that has many valid points that are worth considering. There are reasons why men and women compete separately in most athletic competitions and sports. Men simply are born bigger and stronger physically in the vast majority of cases. For every freakishly big and strong woman, there is always a freakishly bigger and stronger male. That is simply where we are in human evolution. By separating the sexes when it comes to sporting events, we allow for women to be able to compete with people with similar skeletal frame, muscle mass and bone density, among other things, as themselves. It makes it fair, and wherever women can compete as equals to men they should be allowed to if they wish.
If a woman is born a woman, but has the physical build to compete with men, then let her play. There are tests for it, and if she can pass the very same tests to get on the team or compete as the boys, then let her in. However, it does not imply that if a man so chooses he should be able to compete on the girl’s team just because he could pass tryouts or whatever all the tests were to get in with flying colors.
I understand that people that are born Transgendered must have a hard time. We all have our struggles in life and theirs must be hard. But I also realize that no matter what you do, at this point in medical, scientific and technological evolution, there is no way to turn a man that believes he is a woman in his mind into a woman in physical form nor for a woman that believes she is a man. They can get you closer than you could be without surgery or hormones, but they can never make you into a woman.
As a result, physically, people that are Transgendered remain in a gray area between genders. They are Transgendered. They will never physically be a woman, no matter how many people, celebrities or Hallmark cards tell them that they are. Furthermore, they will never grow up a woman, even if their parents allow them to live as a woman publicly. Physically the reality will still be what the reality is – no ovaries, no uterus, no real vagina, no real clitoris, no physical menstruation, etc. Transgendered people even have a slightly different fight from normal Gays in my uneducated opinion, because, the regular Gays just fight to be accepted for their differences as different people that have rights like everybody else.
Transgendered people still haven’t really figured out one message like regular Gays did. “We’re here we’re Queer” was the Gay mantra for years piped into the living rooms of the rest of America every time a protest or march they held was on the news, and was their way of telling us, “yeah, we’re different, we know we’re different, we’re not the same exactly, but we deserve rights and respect just like others do.” It was simple, to the point, and, even though for a long time most straight people only uttered it as a hilarious joke, straight people the nation over, like myself, knew the mantra. Now they are accepted as different, but with the same rights as the rest of us.
In fact the whole fight against Gay marriage is pretty much a waste of the nation’s time and energy, especially the court’s time. It is going to happen and there are many other more serious issues facing America like poverty, inner city crime, minority incarceration rates, the private prison industry striking deals with states that penalize the states if the prison’s population drops below 90% capacity virtually guaranteeing the crime rate does not drop and the Democrat Party’s insistence that it is still a progressive party. This ends up leaving progressives and other non-conservatives with no group that represents them or the majority of voters that feel neither Republicans or Democrats represent them as they are not allowed any party’s to represent them by whatever wealthy Whites there are that are stopping it. It’s fake, like when a Democrat hires an ultra conservative Republican strategist to teach them how to do Republican things legislatively while talking like a Democrat (known as ‘triangulation’ invented for certain Democrats by FOX News’ Dick Morris). That is a Republican in a Democrat’s clothing, no matter how good at speeches they are r how many women they fuck, after all, Dick Morris fucked a lot of women too, not that that is a bad thing, that is a good example and lesson that children must learn that men must be able to do those things and get away with them so long as we appear contrite. Men have that biological right and children of both genders must be taught that to prepare them in life.
Transgendered peoples have not figured out what they want to tell us politically and keep sending us ambiguous often conflicting messages making it seem as though they are confused and making us not take them seriously. They want us to accept their rights as Transgendered people, but they want us to call them women. We know a man that takes hormones, chops off the tip of his dick and turns it inside out, and has breast implants is still not a woman. We already know this. You can spin it, Disney it, political football it, and award it at award shows run by Jews and Gays all you want, but we are not stupid. Turning a dick inside out, taking hormone pills and getting breast implants does not make you a woman.
I can cut up and carefully fertilize and wire a small bush to look like a tree all I want, but it is still a bush. I can paint tiger stripes on a mastiff and give it all the cosmetic surgery I want but it will still never be a tiger no matter how close it looks. I can paint a concrete wall to look like wood and do a great job even finding ways to mimic the feel of wood down to maybe even having it give splinters, but fundamentally that too is merely cosmetic, it is a concrete wall painted as a wooden wall, but still a cement wall.
I have a dick (small as it is). I have had sex with women. A dick and a pussy are not the same thing. I have fucked women in the pussy, pulled out, fucked them in the ass, then slid it back in their pussy. It makes a difference, they do not feel the same. Sorry. You have to remember the vagina has been engineered by evolution to do many things, including being maximized to stimulate the semen insemination device of men to ejaculate sperm in order to fertilize eggs. The asshole was designed to eject fertilizer and that’s it, and not the same fertilizer as is sperm.
In the same way, gangsters are gangsters, and real gangsters only do gangster things. When they do not, then they are not gangsters or cease to be a gangster. They can whine and complain, about the reality, but a true gangster only does gangster things. The definition of a gangster is, “a criminal who is a member of a gang. Some gangs are considered to be part of organized crime. Gangsters are also called mobsters, a term derived from mob and the suffix - ster. Gangs provide a level of organization and resources that support much larger and more complex criminal transactions than an individual criminal could achieve. Gangsters have been active for many years in countries around the world.” (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gangster)
Me, I’m not a gangster or a thug or a pimp, and have never claimed to be any of those three things. However I have known plenty of real street dudes, gangsters and even killers and there are certain codes. A cop, for example cannot be a gangster. He can break the law, and do all manner of things, but he will still be a cop, a crooked ass cop maybe, but a cop, and a cop is never a “Gee.” People call wealthy business people gangsters. But, say a guy starts a company that sells toilet paper. Toilet paper is popular and so it sell a lot and he soon has a booming business cranking out tons of toilet paper. He had a lawful business selling toilet paper and it was successful, and even if he cheated on taxes, spied on the competition and even if he killed a competitor once, he is not a gangster. His toilet paper company is not a gang. It is a legal company, not a front for something else. He sells toilet paper, crooked or straight and is a wealthy and successful businessman.
Robert De Niro and Al Paccino are sometimes called gangsters, but they play gangsters on TV and in movies, they are not gangsters. They are very good at making you believe they are and can even have you killed maybe through associates, who knows? Though they both seem like just regular dudes. That still does not make them gangsters even if they could. Actors with connections if they were, yes. But they are not actual members of a crime syndicate that have the only business of operating criminal enterprises, even though they may own a few legit businesses as fronts, etc. Acting is a legal profession. A gangster is a member of a gang (general or soldier), whose business it is to operate criminal enterprises that are explicitly against the laws of the land in which they operate.
Paint up the mastiff anyway you want, but it will always be a mastiff, not a tiger. You can paint it up and alter it any way you want, but in the end that is phony, dude. Stop the front, be what you are and rep what you are in all you do. Police have even set up phony gangs to catch real gangsters, that doesn’t make those phony setups real gangs or real parts of gangs, or the cops pretending to be gangsters, actual gangsters. Their job is to hang around real dudes, act like real dudes and have fake stories of real dudes, and they fight, kick ass, roll on motherfuckers, do drugs, fuck hoes, have gangsters looking to avoid jail time vouch for them and all that, but they are still undercover cops.
They pay people to vouch for them that have real street cred that know they are cops, saying, “this is my man, and he’s with me, and I cosign what he is doing here as I believe in it”, and the dudes co-signing might be real, but that still doesn’t make the cop not a cop. It’s still on his wristband. A lot of cops are crooked and a lot of cops even like to fight, that does not equal being an actual gangster. In the end their job is to hang around real gangsters, take notes on what they see and record what they see when no one is looking and report in on what the real gangsters are doing. They are still cops and like being cops, have no problem being cops and no regrets about the choice to enter into a career in law enforcement, as I’ve always said.
In the same way transsexuals are still transsexuals. The technology, medical science or pharmaceutical science do not currently exist that can do better than minor physical changes and cosmetic surgery. A dick is a dick, even if it’s inside out. A asshole is a asshole even if you glue a fake clitoris on it. When transsexual male to female people try and compete with women athletically, it can be unfair. Even experts in favor of transsexuals are not sure. In researching this article I read an article by a person obviously very in favor of transsexuals being able to do whatever they want that real women can.
They used a quote from the conclusions of the consulting medical experts on the NCAA policy, which they claimed were “unambiguous.” The quote said that after a person has had surgery and has been taking hormones for a certain amount of time, “most measures of physical strength minimize, muscle mass decreases, bone density decreases, and they become fairly comparable to women in their musculature. After as much time as has passed in her case, if tested, she would probably end up in the same muscle mass category as her biologically born female counterpart.” (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/brynn-tannehill/do-transgender-athletes-have-an-unfair-advantage_b_4918835.html) Apparently, “most measures”, “fairly comparable” and “probably” now denote a lack of ambiguity. Coming from the transgendered community, considering their abundance of ambiguous messages, particularly male to female transgendered people, it isn’t surprising.
Defense of Marriage is perfectly legal for Americans, both citizens and politicians signing bills to stand for, whether Democrat or Republican and nothing’s wrong with it or supporting or taking advice from folks that do, nothing hypocritical - fact. Until they come up with a truly unambiguous test, having male to female MMA fighters allowed to smash women in the face when we still are not sure, just so a celebrity can get whatever goal they seek in the industry run by Gay males and fake liberal, really extremely conservative Jewish supremacist, Jews, is extremely dangerous - fact. Told you.
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