Disclaimer (if you’ve read this before, please skip to the article.): Those of you that have been reading my articles may have noticed a sudden turn to some extreme opinions and some extreme language over the last two to four articles or so. I probably should have written this disclaimer previously, but I have no staff or even editor to suggest certain steps, that in retrospect, now seem prudent. While being an independent journalist allows me many freedoms, sometimes I overlook or just plain forget things. As a journalist writing fact based opinion pieces, I have decided to experiment with introducing satire into my writing, and will probably continue to mostly experiment with this method for a few months very regularly, and then it will become a part of my regular three times a week submissions, though not everyone.
I have been a big fan of mediums that have utilized this form of writing and expression in journalism. I have admired the way it is used in The Daily Show and The Colbert Report, and how both shows use it to discuss things we normally would not discuss in public or that the mainstream media is afraid to discuss due to a fear of offending their audiences, losing sponsors, offending or rattling management, losing potential big interviews because people with egos much larger than theirs are afraid or offended or being boycotted by the only two political parties we are currently allowed to have in this country.
I have always admired the Onion for the way it does satire, and have even been fooled once, before I knew what the Onion was.
I also admire new alternative media sources, like Vice, that do real reporting, but often on stories and topics we would not normally read about or hear about. They are of course, nonetheless very interesting and a breath of fresh air into what is often a stale mainstream media. It’s like the old 60 Minutes before they got scared and started hiring pro-war defense industry insiders, like Lara Logan, and complacent borderline tabloid journalists, like Anderson Cooper, (just waiting for the addition of one of the TMZ peeps to their roster). (60 minutes does still have its “there they are” moments, though infrequently, and I applaud them for it.)
Just like 60 Minutes used to, Vice and outlets like it, report fearlessly, and bring us new stories on things we never thought about, and sometimes didn’t want to think about or had our minds made up about already. Vice, and venues like it, come from a young, fresh and fearless point of view. As a person that writes and researches, I find that extremely important, especially amidst today’s watered down pasteurized milk media that rotates the same five stories until we are forced to change the channel. Vice, and news sources like it, also utilize satire and comedy.
I have also reported on things we don’t like to talk about, like military prostitution, defense contractors molesting children and pimping sex slaves overseas to members of our own military and even our military’s lavish spending on golf courses, and I will continue to do so, and more.
As with all good satire as used in journalism, there will be facts, and I will still use links to my sources as always, put documentation I find import and for the education of the public online for free (like that gained from my FOI requests) and the subject matter will be serious. There will always be a kernel of truth in every article in terms of the views and opinions. But the language, and sometimes imagery, that seems racist, sexist, homophobic and extreme or anything else is just my experimenting with a device I have not yet mastered, and I have no sponsors, nor anyone to answer to. I would hope, especially when taking into consideration all my previous work, the satirical mechanisms should be obvious. At the same time, I have a degree in Landscape Architecture, and was not trained in writing, so I may be a little off and clumsy, till I work it out of course.
I hope my regular readers will stick with me, as it seems they have. I am still writing about things I have an interest in or care about and that will be on display first and foremost, but so will my sense of humor, sense of extreme humor and ridiculousness and initial two left feet. If there are some people not ready for this style of writing, I apologize, but that will not hinder my efforts. It will get ridiculous, extreme sounding, offensive sounding and intimately real. If you aren’t ready for it, not all my opinion based journalism will be for you. But all my stories will all contain facts, and links to my sources, as always – almost all.
For those that will and have stuck around, obviously you got it, and thanks. These are extreme positions and opinions I do not hold, but that allow me to explore writing in new ways. The wording and language is convoluted, pumped up, nutty and purposefully insane. Hell, you’ll even find made up words. It may not be effective as humor or satire, but it’s my attempt, no more. It’s just comedy, like Sarah Silverman or Dave Chapelle, just nowhere near as successful admittedly. You obviously can tell the difference and find my reporting and perspective important or informative, if not just entertaining, whether you agree with my opinions or not, or whether I have successfully honed my wit or not. As I will never run for public office, I really have nothing to lose in selecting the topics I will choose to research and cover, nor the satirical methods I will use to cover some of them. I really feel that it is important to always push the envelope. I hope you can see this very much. Time does not wait for humans; neither will my writing, my friends. :D
Now for the dirty …
Poop holes are not receptacles for insemination. There simply are no human eggs to be fertilized in poop holes. Babies are not born from the poop holes. There is no way babies can grow naturally in poop holes as the area is biologically toxic to developing children eds well eds children. Human eggs that are able to be developed into embryos and then babies are not released in the large intestine. Diarrhea is not menstruation. Diarrhea is not being on the rag. Putting a maxi pad in your underwear when you have diarrhea is not the same as a woman wearing a maxi pad when she is on her menstrual cycle. Farts are not queefs. Babies do not come out of butt holes. Babies do not come out of butt holes. Babies do not come out of butt holes. Sexual retardation is not mean is’t just a fact of life.
Now look, don’t start acting like a fag and go all J Edgar Hoover on me about this shit. I know when people are honest about the fact they feel Gay men are fags, fags start snitching on them (acting like little fags) and doing all types of faggot ass shit. Of course they want to call heterosexual women fat because they are envious of them. Actually speaking of J Edgar Hoover, that’s why he had the Kennedy’s killed. He had a homo backwards brained confusing crush on JFK and was envious of his heterosexuality and simultaneously of his wife for having what he could never have … an actual womb. This is as true as the fact that you can shit all over a woman and she will always come back so long as your act of contrition is meticulous and thoroughly on point sand all American children better learn this lesson of life to teach them how to be as adults.
Yup, the fags killed JFK cause he made them feel they were bad, crazy or doing something wrong just by the fact he could get an erection over Marilyn Monroe and Jackie O. They didn’t understand it. “Why would you want to mate with woman, wouldn’t you rather mate with a man?” They fantasize about making two man babies. They don’t tell anyone, cause they know it’s stupid (and it is), but they dream about a science lab somewhere run by all Gay males that come up with a way to impregnate a piece of poo corn or partially digested piece of spinach as though it were a human egg.
They don’t want women to be the sole heirs to the ability to shit babies. However women don’t shit babies, they birth them. Actually shitting has nothing to do reproduction. That is actually a part of the digestive system, whereas birthing baby humans is a part of the reproductive system. Lesbians understand this, and that’s why they are such good Americans, patriots and help Americans. Homo males are not.
They undermine the constitution and break American laws to hurt Americans because they hate straight people. Most members of the intelligence community (if that’s what you want to call professional homo stalkers) are in fact Gay males, because they are good at working from a starting point of and being driven from a point of bitterness, envy, hate and self loathing. They also are good at hiding their true identity, feelings and intentions. They hate America because America is a robustly heterosexual nation. That’s why they’re such fags and lesbians are so cool. We call them faggots not because they’re Gay but because they act like faggots all the time.
Take undercover CIA dude in Hip Hop, Khaiim Kelly (aka the Rap Poet aka Self Suffice). He helped start the Trinity International Hip Hop Festival as a way for the CIA to make inroads into Africa, and conversely to bring Africa under the influence of America. Meanwhile his friend that was also undercover, named Magee. He set up a phony documentary company and went to Venezuela, using the phony documentary company as a front to make inroads into and gain political influence in Venezuela. There were many others that I met personally and observed at this time and Khaiim also did the same thing while on a “research” grant in Trinidad and Tobago.
That’s what faggots do, faggot ass shit. Spying, setting people up, killing overtly heterosexual politicians, unpatriotic activity, etc, because they are envious, bitter little faggot motherfuckers. That’s why we call them fagots. That’s why heterosexual men tell their sons to stop acting like little faggots when they whine or complain or cry over some pussy ass shit, because they are acting like faggots and most faggots act that way or act from a starting point of such feelings.
Real men don’t get jealous of Marilyn Monroe, cause they’re not faggots. Real men don’t get jealous of the first lady because they’re not faggots. Real men don’t engage in false flag operations setting up their innocent countrymen because they’re not faggots. Operation Watchtower, Operation Northwoods, COINTELPRO, etc is all the kind of thing you come up with when your thinking starts from the base of faggotry.
Imagine how many real men that had their lives ruined by J Edgar Hoover said, “Man I bet that little ass sniffer is a little faggot too.” Oh how right they were. Vindication to the umpteenth power!
Why use the word faggot? Why not? They call heterosexual women “fat” verbally and in imagery, and when you call them on it, they actually get all indignant and do it more. They disrespect the people we love (precisely because they know we love them) why shouldn’t I disrespect them? I could never support Gay men as long as they don’t support women. One three letter f-word for another, or why the fuck should I? Till then fuck fags.
And, BTW, there is no illegality to being pro-defense of marriage. There is no illegality to being pro-defense of marriage. There is no illegality to being pro-defense of marriage. There is no illegality to being pro-defense of marriage. There is no illegality to being pro-defense of marriage. There is no illegality to being pro-defense of marriage. There is no illegality to being pro-defense of marriage. There is no illegality to being pro-defense of marriage. There is no illegality to being pro-defense of marriage.
To read about my inspiration for this article go to www.lawsuitagainstuconn.com.